Karl's Top Ten Tennis Quotes

Karl isn't the calm, rational person he pretends to be- just play tennis with him to see the real deal.

Karl's top ten quotes from Saturday's match. They are all directed toward himself.

#10: "Fuck. Fuck. Fuck."

#9. "God damn it, move!"

#8: "Hit the fucking ball!"

#7: "Jesus fucking Christ- bend your fucking knees!"

#6: "Deuce, again." (Body language drooping)

#5: "Shit. Damn it. Fuck."

#4: "Oh, Jesus. What the fuck."

#3: "Errrr." (Hits tennis ball 300 yards)

#2: "Arrrrrgh." (Slams racket to ground)

#1: "Fuuuuuuuuck!" (RACKET GOES FLYING)

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